More Animals Less Assholes Sweatshirt | Welcome to the North Crewneck | Funny Outdoor Cabin Hiking Gift

Head north, where the wildlife outnumbers the people and the peace and quiet is the whole point.

This retro trail-sign design says what every cabin owner, hiker and backroad wanderer is thinking: more animals, less assholes. The vintage park-sign look, with script lettering and an earthy brown print on a cozy cream crewneck, makes it as easy to wear around town as it is around the campfire.

It’s perfect for cabin weekends, lake mornings, road trips and anyone who’d rather share the trail with a moose than a crowd.

Crewneck Sweatshirt:

• 7.8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece
• Air jet yarn for extra softness and less pilling
• Tear-away label

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.

Makes a great gift for: Hikers, campers, hunters, cabin owners, introverts, outdoorsy dads and anyone who lives up north or wishes they did.

Sizing: Check the size chart in the photos. For an oversized look, size up 1–2 sizes.