The only thing we’re getting high on is elevation.
This heather gray crewneck features a vintage-inspired trail patch design in classic ranger brown, forest green, and cream, complete with a row of stitched-look pine trees and the best life advice you’ll ever wear: Snort Pines, Not Lines.
Made for hikers, campers, skiers, and anyone whose idea of a good time is fresh mountain air and a trailhead at sunrise.
Why you’ll love it:
- Retro national park patch design with a realistic embroidered look
- Classic trail colors: brown, forest green, and cream
- A funny, feel-good message that always gets a laugh
- Unisex style that’s an easy gift for the outdoor lover in your life
Please note: This design is a printed graphic made to look like an embroidered patch. It is not actual embroidery.
Fabric & Fit:
Cozy sweats in our core weight.
- 7.8-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece
- Air jet yarn for softness
- Tear-away label
Please note: This product is transitioning from white to black tear-away labels. Your order may contain a combination of both colored labels.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach, when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.
Inhale pine. Exhale nonsense.








